1. You have to be as pretty at Ditto - not skinny with scars like me
2. You have to be as cleaver as Zigana - not silly and mess around as much as me
3. You need the fashion sense of the Red Girls - I dont even have a pretty collar
4. I need to listen to Mummy and not the voices in my head!!!!
On the plus side though, Fergus still loves me although I am bored of being on the lead cos I'm not allowed to play. But we have managed a bit of hunting so far this year.
This is Zala and Daddy with Phil and Chester. I know hes a weimereeeneee but he is very cleaver and last weekend Chester got a certificate of merit in a field trial. Plus Rionach (pronounced Runnach) got 4th in the same trial and she's only 18 months old. What a goodie two shoes!! Well, I still rock at agility and 'she' says I'm not doing too badly on the shoot. Just another week or so and I'll be back to fast running and ignoring Mum.... I mean 'her'.